The Feminization of Sport

Being a man comes with a lot of responsibilities, like farting, eating and drinking bud heavys all day.  But along with that is the basic concept of.... being a man.  But rule makers in football and lacrosse are successfully taking that away from their prospective sports with their new rules.  For god sake mens sports are played by MEN, not some old grandmas in Mrs. Murphy's sewing circle.  MEN have played each sport for years and have seemed to survive each sport, each sport is absolutely 100% over-reacting to the concussion paranoia. People get concussions, fact. It's gonna happen, no one can take that out of a contact sport played by MEN unless they take contact out of the game, but that's exactly what's happening.

What if Ditka played football with these new rules? He'd get his entire pay check taken away in fines and probably get kicked out of the league.  You know why? Because Ditka is a MAN and MEN hit each other.  I swear to god sometimes it looks like I'm watching a bunch of retards trying to hump a doorknob out there (3:28 mark).  In a couple years we'll be seeing Adrianne Curry strapping on the pads, seriously MEN grow a pair.  I'm sick and tired of seeing bone crushing hits and then seeing a yellow flag on the field, I need to see people die, testosterone is good for sport. Contact sports are for MEN and non contact sports are for women, let's try and keep it that way.  In conclusion I think this makes my case better than any words can.

written by guest writer Matty Ice