What's wrong with this picture?

1. The reverse party shades.  OK, we get it, you like to party.  Same with about the other 2 million people in college.
2.WildnWild shirt.  Nothing like a water park thats filled with random people's piss.  Grow up man, your not 6 anymore.
3. Tank Top.  First, I'm all for the the right tank, say #17 here, killing it.

But if your going to rock the tank, make it look good.  It's a statement, and dont wear if you can't fill it out.   
4. That thing lying on his concave chest.  Get it together, there's something to be said for the diverse poon portfolio, but there's a time to reign it in as well.