See ya

Was it part of "God's Plan" for you to recruit hoodlums who lie, cheat, and steal and than for you to lie about it all?  Good bye, it is a great day to be a College Football fan.

BRING HOME THE CUP!!!!!

LET's GO B's, BRING ON THE CANUCKS.  HORTON'S WIFE'S A SMOKESHOW!!!!!

GYM TAN LAX EXPLODES

The Reverend, #17, and Matty Ice have been sporting the GTLax pinnies for years now, finally they have expanded selection.  It's time to mainstream this shit.  Quite frankly, whenever a GTLax shirt is worn out, the night involves a happy-ending.  They are pure panty-dropping magic.  Get yours now, and it is guaranteed to be a good summer.  Get yours here http://asocialempire.com/

Cannons announce JV dance team

                                              The cheerleader uniform effect is real

This better be the 3rd stringers.  Come on cannons, this is not acceptable.  The cheerleaders are critical to the success of a professional sports teams.  Look at all great sports team throughout history: Dallas Cowboys, Boston Celtics, New England Surge.  What do they all have in common?  Smokeshow-pant wrecking-hotness cheerleaders.  The season depends on the cheerleaders right now, and by the looks of this photo the Cannons will be lucky to break .500.

Get your act together.  Get the varsity squad together.  Bring home the title to Boston.

SLAMBALL, I'M IN

Things have been slow on the Sermon in May,  quite frankly I've been busy.  I haven't been able to sit on my ass all day and surf the internet.  I had to stop living the dream.  But I'm back, sort of.  I need to play slamball, it is the future of sports entertainment.  


Ever since I realized I was not going to become famous playing sports (around the 5th grade), I've been looking for the next best opportunity to make it big.  Hello SlamBall.


Yes I'm too slow.  Yes I'm too lanky.  Yes I'm unable to jump.  I'll be the Tedy Bruschi of SlamBall.  Kids 50 years from know will be talking about my heart.  Luckily, the trampolines fix my inability to jump (otherwise known as being white).  There really isn't much running, so I'm okay.  And my abnormally long limbs might be an advantage actually.


Anyways, we need a SlamBall court/league/championship/smokeshow fans, and we need it now.   


P.S.  "Mason Gordon" is the founder of Slamball,  what kind of name is that?  sounds soft